01 No More Bread (Scandinavian Power)
[Verse 1]
I opened up the breadbox, heart full of hope and dreams
But the bag was cold and empty, no slices left to redeem
The mayo’s standing silent, the mustard lost its spark
The cheese is slowly weeping in the refrigerator dark
[Pre-Chorus]
I had the ham, I had the turkey, I had the perfect plan
Now it’s all just lonely soldiers with no place to land
[Chorus]
There’s no more bread, baby, no more bread tonight
The condiments are crying, nothing feels alright
I’ve got salami screaming and pickles full of pain
No more bread, oh darling, I’m going insane!
Oh-oh-oh-oh, no more bread!
[Verse 2]
The lettuce is going limp, the tomatoes lost their pride
The relish and the onions are committing fridge-suicide
I even found the butter hiding in the back
But without the bread, baby, we’re under attack!
[Chorus]
There’s no more bread, honey, no more bread tonight
The deli drawer’s a graveyard, nothing tastes right
I’ve got prosciutto weeping and olives in despair
No more bread, oh baby, life just isn’t fair!
Oh-oh-oh-oh, no more bread!
[Bridge]
I would walk a thousand miles…
to the corner store?
YES! For just one loaf of rye!
[Final Chorus]
NO MORE BREAD! The tragedy is real
NO MORE BREAD! Tell me how to feel
I’ve got lonely roast beef and a heartbroken jar of jam
NO MORE BREAD, I don’t know who I am!
Oh-oh-oh-oh, no more bread!
Somebody call the store… right now… please…